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congo5150

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G'day!

Came up with a copy and paste message on ok cupid that worked 60 percent of the time. All the time. It goes something like this.

Good job you won... after extensively analyzing your profile... you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better... But seriously you have a beautiful smile that melts the heart and penetrates the soul. im gonna put you in this new colgate commercial that im making, when can you start.

Then some cunt made a blog about it now the streak is over. Heres the blog

http://hubpages.com/relationships/OKCupid-Form-Messages
 
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congo5150

Member
or heres a good one..

lets take things to a nude erection (new direction)

i like that you're smart and passionate.. i see a big part of myself in you (reffering to by dick)

look.. below my deck (blow my dick)
 
neosapien

neosapien

Well-Known Member
congo5150 said:
G'day!

Came up with a copy and paste message on ok cupid that worked 60 percent of the time. All the time. It goes something like this.

Good job you won... after extensively analyzing your profile... you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better... But seriously you have a beautiful smile that melts the heart and penetrates the soul. im gonna put you in this new colgate commercial that im making, when can you start.

Then some cunt made a blog about it now the streak is over. Heres the blog

http://hubpages.com/relationships/OKCupid-Form-Messages
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Weak sauce.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" --That's the one that I picked up your mom with.
 
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