So heres your chance God (or god)

Dear god, I dont believe in you, but if you've been waiting for the right time to make your presence known but feel solving africas giant dick in its ass is too big of a hassle, I think that having the final presidential race be between ron paul and obama, well... That would be great for me. Consider this an opportunity....

Ps...fuck you for making everyones teenage years so damn awkward. And for making george bush.

And all of gods people go "A---men"

HAHAHAHA "Hey GOD, clean up your fuckin shit man"

maybe god is IN the internet and every post is like a prayer whoaaaa

but feel solving africas giant dick in its ass is too big of a hassle,

what is that supposed to mean?

so you write a post to something that you admit you dont believe in? Thats called delusion and that makes you no better than the religious out there.

jesus of Cannabis said:

so you write a post to something that you admit you dont believe in? Thats called delusion and that makes you no better than the religious out there.

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...ok Doc, its not called delusion it's called sarcasm.

ya I didnt get the africa dick ass thing either

this is an agnostic prayer if there was one..kind of..

i lol'ed

Lighten up guys...its a bit of humour the not so serious can get.

Africa's dick in its ass? No one understands that? As in Africa is basically fucked.... That if a god ever wanted to show that it gave two shits about us they could end africa's aids, famine, war, utter poverty, and hopeless outlook for the next 50 years.
Sure... Every super bowl god listens up and answers half our prayers, yet for some reason doesmt give a shit about africa.
Its sarcasm guys

Its really me hoping out loud that in the emd its ron paul vs obama, both of which I would be content to have as president.

I had a discussion with a believer the other day. They said God won't be there when you call on him, only when you need him the most he will help you and only when you dont call on him.

MY reply was where was God during the holocaust? Got no answer to that one.

ah, worrying whether god exists or not lol.

actually, if there was a god and it "took sides" and interfered in things and helped.

then there wouldnt be any free will.

would always be this giant god in the sky and these are the rules and these are the consequences (According to some religions (in others even the gods are subject to fate (and fate is just another word for "it wasnt my fault, its fate that it happened")

and then there is the question of the devil lol

try saying out loud "hey god, if you exist come and have a chat in the physical in the next 5 minutes and if you wont appear ill just take it as you dont exist or dont really give a fuck"

and as IT wont appear, then just go on and enjoy your fucking life

Balzac89 said:

I had a discussion with a believer the other day. They said God won't be there when you call on him, only when you need him the most he will help you and only when you dont call on him.

MY reply was where was God during the holocaust? Got no answer to that one.

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maybe they called on him.

"so sorry! its the rules, good luck with that shit!"


(s´kinda funny though ,... blaming god....lol, its fucking HUMANS that are the problem, whether or not some friend in the sky is helping or not helping, thats totally FUCKING irrelevant and outside of the point, Humans are doing this To Humans, god hasnt got shit to do with it.)

Fuckin people. Say god once and everyonewants to jump back into a religious shit storm discussion.

Its just a little joke about hoping ron paul gets the nomination.

Damn guys....

sso said:

maybe they called on him.

"so sorry! its the rules, good luck with that shit!"


(s´kinda funny though ,... blaming god....lol, its fucking HUMANS that are the problem, whether or not some friend in the sky is helping or not helping, thats totally FUCKING irrelevant and outside of the point, Humans are doing this To Humans, god hasnt got shit to do with it.)

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It's just the point, people with faith try to make reasons to cover when almighty dropped the ball. I mean they just try to make their beliefs relevant and not based on any kind of fact.

Nah man faith is accepting what is happening in thier lives, why does everyone hate religion and faith so bad? It's really not as bad as some think. On that note I figured after reading this it really had nothing to do with faith. Why do the non belivers always make it a religion issue. It's really quite clear what the op was saying.

Africas worse enemy is Africans

boneheadbob said:

Africas worse enemy is Africans

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Then you mean humanity because homo sapien sapiens started out in Africa. We are all originally of African descent. With one main difference. Sub saharan Africans are pure homo sapien sapiens. The rest of us are mongrels because our ancestors decided to fuck a neanderthal or two.

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It's just the point, people with faith try to make reasons to cover when almighty dropped the ball. I mean they just try to make their beliefs relevant and not based on any kind of fact.

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its still a bit fucked up world to believe in

"now if im good (according to these here ideals) and believe in this guy, who happens to be omnipotent, then i have an omnipotent guy on my side"

and...


its still saying, that despite not being seen, there is some guy (and possibly a other guy)

that is going around and what,

pulling people´s strings? (Cause we are the one´s doing everything (anything))

putting a thought here and there?

pushing people to do stuff?

how does that work?

2 guys going around trying to influence people to go different ways? so what , are we a chessboard and pieces?

or saying "god dropped the ball"

is basically saying

that all is controlled by god, all our actions and thoughts.

that our existence is entirely irrelevant.

that this is basically a movie, directed by god.

doesnt make sense really.

i totally think that i control my own bathroom trips (i eventually have to go, but i can decide, when in that timeperiod )

Todays scientists do not have a clue. They keep guessing, then they discover something else and the story changes.

You are however correct about humanities inhumanties towards one another.

Ok...and Im out. I should have said "dear vishnu, I dont believe in you...."