life changing business idea... read if you dare

congo5150

Member
IMPORTANT... PLEASE READ...

so i went to sleep last night and i had a dream. in the dream, i was having a meeting with some veterans and civilians about a business idea. then i woke up energized and excited because i know this idea could change the world. the name of the organization will be protectors of the world group. im going to manifest this dream into a reality.

here is the simplified business plan i wrote (more complex and in depth business plan is still a work in progress)

BUSINESS DESCRIPTION

Have Veterans receiving pension or disability and wealthy civilians pay Infantry Marines, Soldiers, and Special Forces Operators to train them with the necessary skills to go to war in a desert environment to fight ISIS or fight in a jungle warfare environment to fight the Abu sayyaf group in the philippines. We could also go to africa and fight for the starving african kids.

TARGET DEMOGRAPHICS

1.) We all know that ISIS believe that when they are killed by a woman that they will not go to heaven and get their 72 virgins. With that being said, we will target and recruit the brave women of the free world so they can deploy in the middle east and deny these bastards the pleasure of fucking their 72 virgins.

2.) Veterans getting social security, disability, and or pension. With that free money they cannot worry about paying their bills or supporting their family while they go to war. I myself if getting disability worth $2900 a month for being schizophrenic, bipolar, manic, and for having PTSD. I also have a marijuana business that generates a substantial amount of income annually which we could use that money towards the cause.

3.) Rich millennials who have a trust fund or rich professional types such as stock brokers business owners and more.

HOW TO GET GEAR, AMMO, AND FOOD

we could receive donations of gear, ammo, food, and rifles from companies or individual entities or governments.
we will have video cameras in the kevlars or body armor of the warfighter and we will edit the footage and verbally advertise or advertise their logos in the video which will be in youtube and in the official website. by doing this, it could be an incentive to donate and support the cause.

we could also use the ammo and logistics of the militias and militaries organic to fighting for the cause.

MARKETING PLAN

We could have a payment plan where they could pay off the training costs every month interest free.

i myself am a Marine Corps veteran of afghanistan (deployed in garmsir district, mian poshtey, helmand province) i am in need of a business partner with a business degree or i could also use investors.

i went to school for business for 1 and a half years but i didnt complete it because i changed my major to art so with little experience that i got i could run this business for you.

not sure who blessed me with this idea in my dream but i think its a higher universal intelligence or god or something but i dont know. i want to make it happen.
 

congo5150

Member
people pay to go to safaris and hunt rhinos, giraffes, lions, hippos and whatever and the thing is these animals dont really fight you back so hunting a human being that can fight back would be alot more alluring
 

congo5150

Member
You aren't very bright, are you?
i may not be smart but i get to go to valhalla in the afterlife to drink mead and take amanita muscaria mushrooms with odin and thor and we would go to battle and return to valhalla to have a feast and have orgies with sexy white girls with fat booties. so yeah you can go suck it
 

congo5150

Member
Sorry, I don't recall inviting you to a feast with my son and me.
youre not even a warrior. warriors only can go to valhalla. youre more of a keyboard warrior but hey, i dont even know you but know that i love you. if you think about it, we humans are all pretty much cousins. peace love unity respect my brotha
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
i may not be smart but i get to go to valhalla in the afterlife to drink mead and take amanita muscaria mushrooms with odin and thor and we would go to battle and return to valhalla to have a feast and have orgies with sexy white girls with fat booties. so yeah you can go suck it
I hate to tell you, but I checked with a buddy who has a low-level routing job in heaven's vestibule. You're going to doggie heaven.


As a cat.
 
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